Failocracy
A very poor system of government.
Failocracy by hman25 May 21, 2011
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fartocracy
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
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World of Failcrack
A game that is so addictive, you won't realize how shitty and pointless it really is until you've wasted your life and lost all your friends.
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Fitocracy
A website designed to bring Fitness and Video games together to create a competitive fitness based social networking website.
"I just earned 505 points for my workout on Fitocracy!"
"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"
"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"
"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"
"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"
Fitocracy by Little_miss September 12, 2012
Fitocracy
1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.
2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".
2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".
1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops
2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."
2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."
Fitocracy by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012
failocalypse
A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure
Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse
failocalypse by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016
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