Faceblitz 

Faceblitz describes the behavior of Facebook users who seldom log on but, when they do, comment on everyone's pics, update their entire profile and generally go nuts with the Likes for a solid hour before logging off for another five weeks. Frequently correlated to drunken Facebooking.

I see Preeta went on a Faceblitz today--I guess it's good to know she's still alive.

Faceblitz by MILFIA October 13, 2010

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

facebitch 

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook

"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"

facebitch by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008

facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

Faceblotto 

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

Faceblotto by Beeeej December 21, 2008

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching 

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

Facebitching by copier19 October 28, 2010