A belief system designed to deny the existence/importance of God and get dissenting educators fired.
Remember when our economics instructor remarked that he's not convinced the theory of evolution is legit?

Yeah, the dean fired him the next day. Weird, cuz he wasn't even a science teacher.
by Gunter Glutt August 06, 2011

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An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
Wizard evolution
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It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish. M'kay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby and the retard baby was different so it got to live. The retard fish goes on to make more retard babies and one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his "mutant fish hands" and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this--Retard frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog and then this monkey-fish-frog has butt sex with this monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of 5 retarded monkeys having butt sex with a fish.


Evolution is stupid. M'kay?
by RJones306 March 03, 2009

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A hypothesis believed by many as the way we came to be as we are.

States that life began in a cell, evolved up the chain and eventually, from ape to man.

Debated by Fundamental Christians and some other religions mainly because of problems finding accurate missing links (many links have been disproved as falsified information.. don't just trust what your science teacher OR sunday school teacher told you.)

Creation- a main alternative to this idea is also a hypothesis, from a scientific standpoint. Unless you can prove something with observations and experimentation, it will ALWAYS be just a theory.
Scientific Method states:

1. collect data
2. form hypothesis
3. make observations/experiment
4. revise hypothesis
5. repeat until you have enough proof to
6. form a theory (generally accepted explanation based on qualitive and quantitive data)
7. after the test of time, it may be judged to be scientific law.
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A theory made of "discoveries" by Charles Darwin and others in that field from different time periods that include the "facts" that birds and bananas are related(We are somewhere in there too). There are also theories that say, that there's a geologic column in the dirt, where all forms of life that don't exist today are buried, and that this geologic column holds the records of Evolution. When it is never in the right order and never will be, in fact, in some parts of the world, it's backwards.
"Hey mark. Did you know that we came froma slug?"

"That makes so much sense!!!" Says Mark

"Yeah It's called Evolution"

"Wow that's incredible. Let's make it our religion from now on and worship everyone who helped make this happen, and despise, and ridicule everyone who doesn't believe in it."

"HAIL HITLER!!!!!"
by Oh the glorious questions November 18, 2009

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Dis-proven theory, mainly because of human stupidity, and ability to reject and deny facts, that contradicts oneself's personnal beliefs, which are based on a book written by people who tried to teach good values, but were misunderstood.
(TheEasyWay, about Evolution)

A dis-proven hypothesis, which still has large support in the "scientific" community. This is purely due to the reason that people simply wants to believe in it, as it entitles them of no moral responsibility whatsoever.

The hypothesis says, that all species evolved over time from a single common ancestor, through gradual beneficial variations, which has accumulated over millions of years.

This hypothesis is invalid due to the following:

The eye, ear and any other irreducibly complex systems could not have evolved by "slight beneficial variations" as each part is completely and utterly worthless if simple one of the pieces are missing.

Many more scientific counter-evidences can be presented, though the above should be enough for any honest supporter of evolution to abandon the hypothesis.

This logical evidence disproving evolution has not posed much of a problem, due to the fact that supporters of the hypothesis have suspended the use of logic and rationality.

The supporters of evolution have, in their desperate search for evidence to back up the hypothesis, uncovered more than 100 million fossils, all showing that species appeared suddenly, out of nowhere and fully formed, not by gradual changes.

The few so called transitional forms that have been uncovered are simply birds with teeth claimed to come from dinosaurs, dogs with wider tails claimed to be whales and humans with slightly smaller skull capacity claimed to be apes.
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1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.
Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.
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