36 definitions by Douchebag

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

titties

a remark of great excitement or happiness

Sweet Titties!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

sex slave

Someone who is a slave to another for sex.

Yes, that is correct, she is my sex slave!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...

Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

Slut-Cocker

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.

"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

Maxima

Starting off as the Datsun 810 in 1977 with rear-wheel drive and a semi-trailing arm rear suspension with a 2.4L OHC straight 6 engine from the 240Z. It has been suggested that this be called the Zero Generation because it never really wore the Nissan Maxima badge, so in late 1980/early 1981, Nissan made a base called the Deluxe, still with rear wheel drive and a 2.4L OHC straight 6, being officially named the Nissan Maxima in 1984. The second generation, much as the same as today, was the first front-wheel drive model, and the third generation was BMW inspired, introducing the DOHC VE30DE in the SE model.

Maxima's are lame, but acceptable...

by Douchebag February 29, 2004

porth

The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.

-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.

by Douchebag February 17, 2004