myths and wishful thinking, the result of the following thought process
gee, i really wish there was a way to get around God. to make Him not exist. hey, i should try to disprove His existence with science! i'll call it evolution.
by redheads_are_firey October 08, 2007
A lie. For example, did you know that:
a)In the early Earth, there was not the right conditions for long enough (if they existed)for life to appear.Jim Brooks mentions this in his book "Origins of Life"
b) It has been reported that "80 to 85% of Earth's land surface does not have even 3 geologic periods appearing in 'correct' consecutive order" for Evolution. Recently, fish scales were found in the “Cambrian layer” when according to the evolutionary column, fish did not appear until much later.
c) World population growth rate in recent times is about 2% per year. Practicable application of growth rate throughout human history would be about half that number. Wars, disease, famine, etc. have wiped out approximately one third of the population on average every 82 years. Application of this on an evolutionary time scale runs into major difficulties. Starting with one "couple" just 41,000 years ago would give us a total population of 2 x 10 to the power of 89. The universe does not have space to hold so many bodies.
d)Rick Ramashing and Sir Fred Hoyle calculated the probability for one cell to evolve by chance. The atheist/agnostic team found to their disbelief that it is 1 chance in 10 to the 40,000th power years just for one cell to evolve. Hoyle said, "The chance that higher life forms might have emerged in this way is comparable with the chance that 'a tornado sweeping through a junk-yard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein.'
Biology teacher: Humans are a process of millions of years of evolution...
Pupil: But sir, how do you explain...(tons of evidence)
Biology teacher: Oh. OK, it didn't happen.
by Boffboy July 23, 2005
A theory that states that things change over time. It is taught in most schools, and no one dares question it because they all eat the bullshit that the people feed them.
Teacher:You evolved from an animal so your life means absolutley nothing.

and then the student looses value for human life and becomes a mass murderer. Good job, public school system!
by _Cory_ May 31, 2005
Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.
Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."
by jake jackson December 30, 2005
Porn for Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!
Evolution is porn for Hitler to jack off to.
by common sense March 24, 2005
Evolution is a theory(more like a hypothesis) from unintelligent folks who deny the intelligent design of God. They believe organisms can change species over a long period of time and improve.
They also, think mixing two different kinds of organisms from the same species can be considered as evolution. This is obviously just breeding. Its purpose is for better survival in different environments. For example, if you look at an African elephant it has bigger ears for shade, because the environment is hotter then that of an Indian elephant. Now if you mate the two that wouldn't change the species so I would hardly call that evolution.
Evolutionists also believe that forms of ageing can be considered as evolution. I don’t really need to explain that this isn't evolution, as it's just simple ageing that’s completely natural.
Sometimes when an organism reproduces it has abrupt or marked changes from it's offspring this is called mutation. This makes the offspring worse then it's parents so you couldn't call it evolution because the offspring would become incapable of everything it's Supposed to do which makes it worse.
As a result evolution is just an idea by a fellow named Charles Darwin, who made up evolution to confuse people about Christianity.
If you are interested in the oldest most reliable document to date with the most recorded and accurate copies try the bible. Science shows it has more copies of itself then famous civilizations had such as Egypt, Greece, ect. No wonder Christianity is one of the world’s largest beliefs.
Evolution was created by Charles Darwin, which contradicts the idea of Creation.
by flip is a Genius January 20, 2006
The Theory that the World was created on Accident, and We were also Accidentally Created, The Theory in which we evolve from Apes. The Theory everyone is fooled into believing, The Chances of throwing a bucket of sand, and Making a Sand Castle is much more likely. The Chances of Making two animals that could Reproduce, and that has organs that all work in Specific ways, Is Highly Un-Realistic. This world is too prefect, to have been created by accident.
Someone who will believe anything: "Evolution is the Truth"
by iPodder April 24, 2006

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