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Evolution is porn for Hitler to jack off to.
by common sense March 24, 2005

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Evolution is a theory(more like a hypothesis) from unintelligent folks who deny the intelligent design of God. They believe organisms can change species over a long period of time and improve.
They also, think mixing two different kinds of organisms from the same species can be considered as evolution. This is obviously just breeding. Its purpose is for better survival in different environments. For example, if you look at an African elephant it has bigger ears for shade, because the environment is hotter then that of an Indian elephant. Now if you mate the two that wouldn't change the species so I would hardly call that evolution.
Evolutionists also believe that forms of ageing can be considered as evolution. I don’t really need to explain that this isn't evolution, as it's just simple ageing that’s completely natural.
Sometimes when an organism reproduces it has abrupt or marked changes from it's offspring this is called mutation. This makes the offspring worse then it's parents so you couldn't call it evolution because the offspring would become incapable of everything it's Supposed to do which makes it worse.
As a result evolution is just an idea by a fellow named Charles Darwin, who made up evolution to confuse people about Christianity.
If you are interested in the oldest most reliable document to date with the most recorded and accurate copies try the bible. Science shows it has more copies of itself then famous civilizations had such as Egypt, Greece, ect. No wonder Christianity is one of the world’s largest beliefs.
Evolution was created by Charles Darwin, which contradicts the idea of Creation.
by flip is a Genius January 20, 2006

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The Theory that the World was created on Accident, and We were also Accidentally Created, The Theory in which we evolve from Apes. The Theory everyone is fooled into believing, The Chances of throwing a bucket of sand, and Making a Sand Castle is much more likely. The Chances of Making two animals that could Reproduce, and that has organs that all work in Specific ways, Is Highly Un-Realistic. This world is too prefect, to have been created by accident.
Someone who will believe anything: "Evolution is the Truth"
by iPodder April 24, 2006

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The dumbest and most dangerous RELIGION in the history of planet earth. Come on, you really believe everything came out of nowhere (in violation of the first law of thermodynamics) and 3 billion years ago a rock came alive and sloooowwwwly EVOLVED into everything we see today. Now just go back and look at what you believe and think about it.
Rocks don't come alive. Check it out you'll see i'm right and evolution is illogical, dumb, stupid, ridiculous, crazy, etc. think about it your grandfather wasn't a rock.
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1. A frantic attempt to explain the existence of life by people who illogically and unreasonably make a presupposition that there is no God!

2. It was used by Hitler to kill millions of innocent lives.

3. A concept with bad evidence that is described in huge, sophisticated words to make it seem scientific.
Individual 1: "Hey, do you believe in evolution?"

Individual 2: "Of course, we need to offer some explanation for life to counter those religious fanatics!"
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alright, there's two things people may mean by evolution.

1. they may mean, living organisms evolving over time. we do actually see this happen.

2. they may mean, the theory that all that exists has randomly come into being. many people SAY that this THEORY is proven fact. if they would RESEARCH it, however, they would find this isn't actually proven. this theory might be true. it might not be.
1. "my dog is evolving... it's becoming a cat!"
2. "omg! you don't believe in evolution? you're a loser. what? uh... no, i haven't really researched it. i just believed what they fed me in my biology class."
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1. The idea of things changing over time makes sence, but:

2. Over all its just a big scientific lie as most of science is just made up so scientists won't get blamed for doin nothin and wasting funding
run evolution is a big big big big big big lie made by evil scientists as all scientists are evil
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