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To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep
Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!
Evaned by redtruck June 29, 2013
Related Words
I evaned so hard in golf today
Evaned by Prowormaker May 20, 2024

Got Evaned 

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

UNCLE EVANED 

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
UNCLE EVANED by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021