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An ancient Greek atheist philosopher. Founded Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.
"God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak and spiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"--Epicurus
Epicurus by Longevus May 2, 2006
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1. epic + cute put togther
2. saying something or someone is epically cute
That baby is such an epicute, i wanna carry him!!!

Those two lovers looks so epicute
epicute by EpicUser September 24, 2009

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicmatthew23 

epicmatthew23 is a v3rmillion user that is well respected. It is usually said in replies or when this user is being mentioned.
Hey, look! Its epicmatthew23
epicmatthew23 by KittyCatEmma December 30, 2019

epicurious 

A person who lives life in the constant pursuit of great food, drink, debauchery and open-minded adventure.
Jen and Jesse consider themselves an epicurious couple so while backpacking through Amsterdam they felt obliged to indulge themselves in every way possible.
epicurious by Jesse Salucci March 24, 2008

sowce (epicmealtime)

chocolate soooowwwwce
epicmealtime sauce (youtube)
tastey fluids
poor on the chocolate SAUCE (sowce)
big mac SOWCE
yo bro poor on that sowce
sowce (epicmealtime)

epidumbic 

The large, rapid spreading of an unintelligent or false idea among the masses. First coined by Jimmy Kimmel to describe the increasing number of people saying "refudiate" as if it were a word, which originated from a Sarah Palin tweet.
Man: Did you see that news reporter say "refudiate" on TV? That's not even a word! Sarah Palin made it up!

Woman: Yep, it's a regular epidumbic.
epidumbic by Adamsapple1411 July 24, 2010