ElizabethAftonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Elizabeth Afton

Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )

Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.

I’m gonna go call the police now.

Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.

ElizabethAftonsexual by randysbeloved on TikTok !! August 22, 2021

elizabethany 

A shortened version of Beth, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s so full of personality and so smart. She’s an utter beauty and could turn any bad day into one of the best of your life. Could go on for days defining an Elizabethany - they’re just that amazing. If you find one, don’t lose it.

“Hey he looks happy”
“Must have been with Elizabethany”

elizabethany by FFCO March 17, 2022

Elizabethian 

An absolute Mad cunt that will stab you, has no front teeth and can not pronounce 'th', generally a good convo

I am Elizabethian

Elizabethian by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019

elizabethaftonandherb0w 

A cool tiktoker who started in 2018
Her main account was banned at 50k
She goes to ****** ***** ********** highschool

And her real name is Elizabeth she has a pet spider

Elizabethaftonandherb0w is so cool *they* like swimming *there* autistic too

elizabethaftonandherb0w by 777y2k June 7, 2023

Elizabethan conceit 

Very extended descriptive metaphor

William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.

Elizabethan conceit by Nick Frececntesse February 19, 2008

Elizabethton 

Area in TN that rejects black people and has dirty cops it is the meth capital of TN and every one there is related and sleeps with their cousin

Those cops up in elizabethton are selling meth at the food city.

Elizabethton by Statetropper88 July 14, 2020

Elizabethan collar 

A collar that is conical in shape, increasing in radius as it goes over the head, used to prevent animals from irritating wounds due to surgery or injury. Also tends to be the butt-end of many a joke, as its appearance can be tremendously comical in nature, especially when fitted to a domesticated cat.

"Hey do you guys have cable or satellite TV? Because it looks like Whiskers with her Elizabethan collar over here is getting free reception!"

Elizabethan collar by Kittypault November 7, 2007