Ed Hardly
Ed Hardy style clothing at discounted prices, usually found at discount stores such as Wal-mart or K-mart.
Ed Hardly by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010
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Ed Hardy
A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.
The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.
Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.
The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.
Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.
Trendwhore: "Omg! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs!"
Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"
Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"
Ed Hardy by Antwuan McDisco May 11, 2009
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Ed hardy
A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.
Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.
Ed hardy by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009
Ed Hardy Water
Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
Ed Hardy Water by xicetraex January 30, 2010
ED HARDY
A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.
Ed hardy
1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.
2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
Jennifer: "How good is this club?"
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
Ed hardy by thesuperdudeman June 23, 2009
Ed Hardy Security
Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
Ed Hardy Security by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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