Dunphy 

When you vomit as a direct result of swallowing a hit a marijuana, instead of breathing it in.

It was his first time, and he dunphyed everywhere.

Dunphy by Ayelie September 28, 2006

Phil Dunphy 

Someone who is cool, funny, is popular with everybody and is a good father and is sometimes a realtor.

Person 1 : My friend is so cool and funny and everybody loves him.
Person 2 : So he's a Phil Dunphy?
Person 1 : Exactly.

Phil Dunphy by Just some random cool guy June 21, 2021

Phil Dunphy 

the hottest diff ever.

who's your fav dilf?
Phil Dunphy.

Phil Dunphy by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

jack dunphy 

people call you jack dunphy if you fancy someone with the name neve

boy: neves fit
mate: mays we’ll call u jack dunphy

jack dunphy by elliekayisgay April 2, 2019

Donnie Dumphy 

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.

GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!

Donnie Dumphy by Risown March 1, 2009

Durphy 

Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born.

A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.

Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.

To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.

Durphy: Yo, let's go make fun of those nasty bitches down the road.
Me: Nah man. It's four in the morning. We've been drinking for 11 hours now. I'm going to bed. You should do the same.
Durphy: O, should I? Yes sir, whatever you say, sir. Hey why don't you go sit on a broom or something, pussy.
Me: Whatever, bro.
Durphy: No, not whatever. You're a fucking pussy dude.

*Next morning*

Murphy: Dude, what happened last night? Somewhere after the two consecutive power hours and 15 shots of Jack, things just kinda went blank. I'm pretty sure I stole those chicks alcohol after I told them how nasty they all are.
Me: Goddamn man, I think we may have seen Durphy.
Murphy: O fuck me.

Durphy by hawg nutz June 20, 2011

dunphied 

You've been dunphied when someone unintentionally insults you while attempting to compliment you. Based on the character Phil Dunphy's awkward phrasing in the sitcom Modern Family.

Phil dunphied Claire when he said, "You are so beautiful. Why, the other night when you put on makeup . . ."
or:
The mom was dunphied by the following exchange:
Mom: Add that to the list. I won't make Mother of the Year this year either.
Son: Don't worry, Mom. That's not big enough to make the list.

dunphied by AdrienneT September 27, 2012