Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chickaccidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!
Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!
A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.
Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shitI think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"