Duckhawk 

A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.

Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"

Duckhawk by Theguywhoknowsstuff July 12, 2010

DuckHawk 

The act of being caught looking at someones junk, then immediately ducking away to pretend you never looked. AKA getting caught hammer hawking, and immediately looking away.

Hey I saw you checking out my junk, your such a duckhawk.

DuckHawk by Piratemat September 24, 2018

Dickhawk

A mohawk for a man's genital area. In other words, when a man shaves his privates to look like a mohawk. Also called a modick.

Ben: Hey Bob, I got a haircut yesterday
Bob: Really? I can't tell.
Ben: That's because I got a dickhawk.

Dickhawk by Gussyboy October 20, 2010

Dickhawk

A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.

The flight of cock a'feathered

Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by

Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"

Dickhawk by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016