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Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

douchetacular 

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.