17 definitions by james savik

Top Definition
The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.
Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.
by james savik February 14, 2008
An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.
Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.
by james savik October 02, 2006
The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).
1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.

2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
by james savik July 12, 2010
1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
by james savik October 01, 2006
A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.
Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.
by james savik February 05, 2008
A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.
neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
by james savik April 23, 2008
Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.
Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.
by james savik February 04, 2008
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