Double Ass

When you are trying to save someone a seat, but some jerk decides they have to have that same exact seat, so you use your huge ass to take up both your seat and the seat you're trying to save.

You: Oh god, that jerks trying to take my friends seat! Double ass, activate!

by The one true person November 29, 2009

double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on

Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.

by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

Double Ass Chick

A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.

"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."

by UrbanDKing February 6, 2015

Double ass rubber pusher

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011