Dog locking
(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Dog locking by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005
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Dog dick licking
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.
Dog dick licking by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022
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Licking Dog
A chinese term roughly equivalent to the western "simp".
A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.
A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.
A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.
A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.
A - Brother, take a look at Ye Feng following after the school belle, Li Qinghua. A toad lusting after swan meat.
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?
Licking Dog by _gal1leo July 16, 2026
licking the dog's asshole
licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005
DogLookingSussyandCute
DogLookingSussyandCute by doglookingsussyandcute July 20, 2021
dogdocking
dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.
dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.
dogdocking by bitchlurver March 18, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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