jiminton's definitions

Stag Party

Stag Party was the original title concept Hugh Hefner conceived for the great "Playboy" magazine.

Let's look at the Playboy magazine before we rent some porno for the Stag Party.

by jiminton March 24, 2012

Now What?

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.

TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?

by jiminton August 10, 2012

Cumpleanos

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. 52 years of still images create the illusion of aging. No morph software was used in this experimental film.

The award winning short film Cumpleanos shows one person age 52 years in 2 and one half minutes.

by jiminton June 10, 2007

Boner Boy

A respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.

Patricia exclaimed, "Bring me have that monster, Boner Boy"

by jiminton August 19, 2012

Ninnie

Southern slang. None. A null set. Generally incorporated to complete a sentence defining being without.

You got rubbers?

No. Don't got ninnie.

by jiminton July 28, 2012

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 28, 2005

C-Flat

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Inspired by a Dadaist poem from the early 1900's. Surreal poetry made visible.

That surreal C-Flat movie blew my mind.

by jiminton June 10, 2007