3 definitions by _gal1leo
A member of an online community that is excessively bitter toward the fact that women are not attracted to them, in turn making them insufferable to be around. The term "Incel" is often misused to shame men who simply have no luck with women. Once a man realises that women are not attracted to him, there are three main philosophical paths to take:
*Denial: Unable to accept the idea that women only consider personality in absence of genetically attractive characteristics, they become whiteknightsor nice guys.
*Anger: They've realised that women are never going to be attracted to them, and instead of learning to accept it they grow bitter and angry to the point that they have been responsible for a few mass shootings in the past (It's worth noting that for every man who does this, thousands more kill themselves). These are Incels.
*Acceptance: They've realised that women are never going to be attracted to them. They discover r/MGTOW, figure out why women aren't attracted to them and cease all pursuit of women, in favour of hobbies and male comradery. The MGTOW philosophy is related to Absurdism.
In recent years, the term Incel has lost all meaning via its use at an increasing frequency by twitter thots and feminists to describe any man who isn't an alpha male and will not simp for them.
*Denial: Unable to accept the idea that women only consider personality in absence of genetically attractive characteristics, they become whiteknightsor nice guys.
*Anger: They've realised that women are never going to be attracted to them, and instead of learning to accept it they grow bitter and angry to the point that they have been responsible for a few mass shootings in the past (It's worth noting that for every man who does this, thousands more kill themselves). These are Incels.
*Acceptance: They've realised that women are never going to be attracted to them. They discover r/MGTOW, figure out why women aren't attracted to them and cease all pursuit of women, in favour of hobbies and male comradery. The MGTOW philosophy is related to Absurdism.
In recent years, the term Incel has lost all meaning via its use at an increasing frequency by twitter thots and feminists to describe any man who isn't an alpha male and will not simp for them.
"Harrison is a legitimate Incel. He told me that women are disgusting for not having sex with him, and he hasn't even had a shower in days."
"What do you mean I can't be wildly promiscuous throughout my prime and then expect a financially stable, attractive, genuinely good man to commit to me? What are you, an Incel?
"What do you mean I can't be wildly promiscuous throughout my prime and then expect a financially stable, attractive, genuinely good man to commit to me? What are you, an Incel?
by _gal1leo April 12, 2020
*A man who puts himself in a submissive or subservient position below a woman in hopes of being given sex as a reward, often by throwing other men under the bus in order to do so.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
"Riley keeps whiteknighting for Jess on Twitter, he's such a fucking simp."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
by _gal1leo April 12, 2020
A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.
by _gal1leo April 12, 2020