Dicklocated
When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.
Dicklocated by DrDick February 13, 2013
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dislocated
1. to put out of place; put out of proper relative position; displace: The glacier dislocated great stones.
2. to put out of joint or out of position, as a limb or an organ.
3. to throw out of order; upset; disorder: Frequent strikes dislocated the economy.
2. to put out of joint or out of position, as a limb or an organ.
3. to throw out of order; upset; disorder: Frequent strikes dislocated the economy.
dislocated by Ekta Bedi September 15, 2006
Displocated
Often mistaken with 'dislocation', it is another way of saying how something, especially a person, is not engaging enough in a lesson, almost alienating the teacher as well as the class, in a 'destructive' manner, that can 'ruin' a teacher, especially concerning those freaky teachers that scare people.
"Annie, you're very displocated from the lesson today, almost like a tourist"
"Ruthus, your displocations are getting worse than Annie's..."
"Ruthus, your displocations are getting worse than Annie's..."
Displocated by __Anon__ February 26, 2008
Dicklected
Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023
dislocated jaw
a gal who lips a boy that has a really BIG mouth that sucks the guys mouth till theres no life at all in the mouth.
dislocated jaw by princess tasha :) March 7, 2007
dislocated vajaja
Marie: "Girl, I tried to do the splits yesterday and now I have a dislocated vajaja."
Me: "You has to pop that thing back into place."
Me: "You has to pop that thing back into place."
dislocated vajaja by sweetsexualchocolate January 23, 2009
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