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dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.
Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

Dickorette 

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.
Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.
Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.
I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.
Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Diparette 

A cigarette rolled using dip (smokeless tobacco) instead of cigarette tobacco and left to dry before smoking
Guy #1 - *Pulls out cigarette roller and can of Cope* Wanna smoke a diparette?

Guy #2 - *Gags and vomits uncontrollably*

Guy #1 - Suit yourself
Diparette by PerpetuallyMad October 19, 2010

dickabetes 

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.

dicorette 

A gum used to fix a persons dick addiction.

A way to cure a boner sucking addiction.
Mike: "Man, I don't know what to do. My girl can't stop sucking dick!"

Greg: "Thats easy, give that Bitch some dicorette."