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Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.
--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."
Dick Whistling by Arble August 14, 2009
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Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.
A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling
Dick Whistling by alt.g0d May 3, 2019

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore 

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

Canadian Dick Wrestling 

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.
The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

dick wrestling 

When two penis' are pushed against each other until one penis is forced to slip to the side the winner is the one who's dick stays straight
That was a pretty intense dick wrestling match but it was clear that's drew peacock was the winner
dick wrestling by gstahl October 11, 2015

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt 

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!
Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.
"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"