When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.
"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."
by BRYANT3 November 8, 2009
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When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
by Yooooooitsme January 28, 2018
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A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.
by Chase the cuntnogger March 8, 2021
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The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.
'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.
by john916 September 2, 2010
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a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked
Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"
by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023
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That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!
by JI mom February 22, 2018
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