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frozen dick's chance in hell 

no way, slim chance, not happening
There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

dickhanger 

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."
dickhanger by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dickhanger 

when you are laying in a ladder between 2 buildings naked with your dick hanging down on the street for all to see
"I was pulling a dickhanger in the city the other day and my Great Aunt walked by and saw right when I was nutting on the street"
dickhanger by stumpwizard69 March 1, 2022

Equivalent Dickschange 

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026