2 definitions by Nordic Giant

swampie

Any member of a wealthy family from the Twin Cities or surrounding suburbs who owns a beautiful cabin on any of the fine northwest wisconsin lakes. Swampie cabins are usually much more expensive than any full-time home in the area, yet they use it twice a year. Swampies also bitch about the taxes on their swampie cabin. They use the lake they live on for recreational activities such as annoying people with their jet skis or commiting DNR violations.

Skeeter: "Did you see the traffic heading north?"
Jimbo: "Yeah, it's Friday. All the swampies are coming up"
Skeeter: "Aww shit."

by Nordic Giant March 4, 2008

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 4, 2008