DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

dechant

smart sexy strong outgoing and stubborn
french for "of song" (this does not mean u have to be a good singer

Guy one: That girl is so sexy
Guy2: And outgoing
Guy one: Must be a dechant

dechant by Dancr4life May 27, 2009

Deantrey 

A real loser. Normally very slow. Can’t hold onto a job and very abusive to others. Has a cute face but no brain. Always stealing others belongs. A big liar. Abusive towards women. The guy everyone thinks is DL.

Bro, don’t be a Deantrey all ya life!

Deantrey by Moni&T May 15, 2022

dekanteg

A super secret code-word that is used to tell people to get nude without explicitly stating your purpose.

"I told her to dekanteg, and she told me that she would like eparfostol in her future as well."

dekanteg by Alex Yusupov October 23, 2007

Ron Desantis 

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis by DMJohnson May 21, 2023