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A form of digital currency popularized by the notorious gang of the CRIPS. This currency was created in direct opposition and competition with the "BRYBTO" currency, which is obviously the digital currency of the gang BLOODS.
G #1 : "Yo was Crakin nephew, yo let me hold some Crypto so I can buy some cigs"
G #2: " I gotchu my G, and later we go rob them slobs and take all their Brypto coins"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
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Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
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Is the very confusing art of getting Suicided by someone else. Still today science is unable to explain how can a person be able to GET suicided when normally suicide is and act auto committed where the perpetrator and victim are the same. Many mysteries surround the cases where someone gets Clintoned, specially the fact that all the time the victims are about to present evidence that will compromise the liberty of one of the Clinton's.

This has raised the conspiratorial believe that the Clinton's are behind and/ or perhaps assisting this victims in their suicide.
Friend: "Hey what happened to that dude that was about to expose the politicians"
Me: "They found him clinton-ed hanging from a tree"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
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Comes from the word CO (forming adjectives) jointly; mutually.
And the word VID, which is an abbreviation of VIDEO.

The word COVID started being used mostly by people during the covid19 pandemic to reference masturbating while on live video, since they couldn't physically have eachother.
*If anyone tells you they've had covid most likely they are telling you they had masturbated online with another individual engaging in the same.
John: "Me and Dad had covid last month"

Me: "Dude that's nasty! That's your father!! Whats wrong with you guys!?
by Jay Maniak July 27, 2021
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No cap means: Keeping it real, not lying or exaggerating.
The term comes as a reference to having sex with no condom/cap living the experience 100% and not feeling like it wasn't the real thing.
Gurl: "shaquante do you really love me more that your 3 other babymommas"

Shaquante: "No cap, boo, No cap" <---(he lives by it)
by Jay Maniak July 27, 2021
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DEO or Department of Economic Opportunity is a government organization in the state of Florida. Where the governor with the aid of his appointment secretary collect unemployment money and PUA benefits that have been assigned to claimants by higher branches of government. And manage to keep it by funneling it for the governors agenda, for example running a presidential campaign etc. Nobody knows exactly how the DEO system works, but one things that everyone knows, is that is chaotic. Gets "hacked" frequently and claimants loose their benefits.
Claimant: "I can't log in to collect my unemployment, I have to pay rent and DEO locket my account"
DEO "sir, you need to wait your turn. Right now we are letting a hacker steal all the money for Desantis campaign. Go get a job!"
by Jay Maniak July 27, 2021
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