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deecebar by its me fucking tom fuck November 27, 2007
DeuceBag
a derivative of the more common "douchebag", this word describes a person who consistantly overuses the dueces symbol in the most out of place situations
"i went to go ask my buddy if he wanted anything brought in for lunch, and he responded with deuces! what kind of answer is that? What a deucebag."
DeuceBag by WolfNippleChip November 22, 2009
deucebag
Someone that calls a significant pre-flop raise in Texas Hold'em poker with a deuce in their hand, calls the hand all the way down to the river and sucks out at showdown. Note: Pocket deuces doesn't qualify for deucebag status.
Deesebag
Deesebag is the plural form of the word douchebag. One toolish asshat would be called a douchebag. A group of two or more toolish asshats is called Deesebags.
Alice->Kate, this is an intervention
Kate-> What? Im not on drugs
Alice->you didn't let me finish my sentence...rude. This is an intervention because you've dated one too many deesebags and enough is enough. You have overused your "get out of douche" free card and its time you sent these deesebags packing.
Kate- I can quit deesebags anytime I want....
Kate-> What? Im not on drugs
Alice->you didn't let me finish my sentence...rude. This is an intervention because you've dated one too many deesebags and enough is enough. You have overused your "get out of douche" free card and its time you sent these deesebags packing.
Kate- I can quit deesebags anytime I want....
Deesebag by Andromeda Sagan November 5, 2010
Deucebag
This term stems from the word deuchebag and refers to people from Ann Arbor who think that Ann Arbor is the greatest city in the whole world and always talk about how great it is and how they loved growing up there and that everything in their city is better than everything in your city.
Deucebag by gooseneck jib December 15, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"