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Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend
That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!
DeCock by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008
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cowboy decock 

(verb) the act of decocking a handgun with an exposed hammer by pulling the trigger while the thumb of one's firing hand rests on the hammer, stopping the hammer's motion, then slowly allowing it to move until it rests at the base of its travel without striking the firing pin with sufficient force to ignite the primer of a chambered round.
I was afraid Jeb was going to put a hole through the floor of my car when he cowboy decocked his revolver.

demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".
Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!
demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012
A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.
Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!
dejock by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007
When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
Derock is a Service Team, he can do everything.
Oh wow, thanks Derock!
Derock by MonkeyMax_YT April 24, 2021

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.
Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!
Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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