DeCock
DeCock by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008
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cowboy decock
(verb) the act of decocking a handgun with an exposed hammer by pulling the trigger while the thumb of one's firing hand rests on the hammer, stopping the hammer's motion, then slowly allowing it to move until it rests at the base of its travel without striking the firing pin with sufficient force to ignite the primer of a chambered round.
I was afraid Jeb was going to put a hole through the floor of my car when he cowboy decocked his revolver.
cowboy decock by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022
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demockeracy
The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".
demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012
dejock
A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.
Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?
Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass
Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!
Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass
Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!
dejock by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007
decocked
When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
Derock
Derock by MonkeyMax_YT April 24, 2021
Derockdrated
Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008
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