demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

demockeracy 

de-mocker-acy is a new definition of democracy for 2019 parliament

The Supreme Court said "demockeracy" should return to Parliament?!

demockeracy by grinding_metal September 24, 2019

democracy manifest 

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

democracy manifest by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

Social democracy 

A government ideology arguing for a mixed economy, where a free market monitored by the government prospers.

While Bernie Sanders dubs himself a democratic socialist, in reality he is closer to the system of social democracy found in Scandinavia

Social democracy by Luke Johns May 11, 2019

Social Democracy 

A Social Democracy is essentially Capitalism with strong social programs to protect the marginalized and disabled.

This is not the same thing as Socialism, or Democratic Socialism.

If you are a Social Democrat, then you support a Social Democracy.

Social Democracy by XDefineThingsX May 5, 2019

Our Democracy 

System in which you do and vote exactly as instructed by left-liberal Democratic media and political establishment. Our Democracy™ is often threatened by things such as parents, guns rights, ethnic homogeneity, transparency, voter ID laws, free speech, voting for stuff media and Democratic Party doesn't like, not supporting BLM or any other Current Thing, and many others.

The Atlantic: Allowing parents to decide if teachers should give their children pamphlets about Genderqueer Castration Theory is threatening Our Democracy™

CNN: Voter ID laws would stop illegal immigrants and dead people from voting, and it's threatning Our Democracy™

MSNBC: Watching news networks that don't say the same shit we say is threat to Our Democracy™

Our Democracy by karqz November 20, 2022

democracy 

"The worst system, except for all the others"

Winston Churchill

democracy by bimboblonde May 12, 2004