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Guy #1:"I hate all you F***ers and your mothers - all of you should go die in a hole!"
Guy #2:"Oh yeah, well f*** you, too, and I poop on your face because you're such a f***er!"
Guy #3: "Hey Guy #2 - DNFTT."
DNFTT by Troll Hunter December 3, 2004
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DIFTT🥂 

Do It For The Turtles
The coffee shop around the block only has paper straws now...DIFTT🥂
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DNFTT • dfttm • DIFTT🥂 • DNFWTF • dftt • dfttmydb • DIFTT • dnetta • dnfstories4u • DNFT
Do it for the turtles 🐢
Cut those plastic 6-pack holders before you throw them out #diftt
DIFTT by GAS&EMA June 20, 2019
Steward was puzzled by seeing DNFT written on one's lunch bag left in company's refrigerator
DNFT by RAK2 October 9, 2013
Word used on OMGPOP when someone did not finish a race in BallRacer. It means "Did Not Finish?, Where's The Fudge" or "Did Not Finish?, What The Fuck?"
Player 1: 01:09:17

Player 2: 01:12:12

Player 3: 01:23:16

Player 4: DNFWTF
DNFWTF by xWKao August 18, 2010
Don't feed the trolls.
When someone responds to a message board troll the way it was intended by that troll, someone with more common sense will make this statement.
Post #1: God you people are stupid. All of you!
Post #2: WTF? Why are you calling us stupid? That's just not nice.
Post #3: ^dfft
dftt by TG March 13, 2005
In ballracer on OMGPOP games, it means "did not finish within timeframe."
You dnfwtf.
DNFWTF by JustineZSo March 14, 2011
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