DM;HS 

Doesn't Matter; Had Sex

Used in place of TL;DR

Man 1: And then my girlfriend dumped me. Three hours later I found out all of my family died in a fire and my dog jumped from our third story window. Then I got hit by a bus and here I am, crippled for life....
Man 2: DM;HS

DM;HS by Pop-Tart Naber February 20, 2011

DM;HSS 

Doesn't matter; Had snu snu

A play off the meme DM;HS (Doesn't matter; Had sex) with regards to an episode of futurama.
The episode "Amazon Women In The Mood" where the crew crashes onto Amazonia, features forced sex as a punishment for prisoners, referred to by the Amazonians as snu snu. This causes mixed reactions to be felt by the prisoner due to the realization that they're about to have sex with dozens of women, but all of the women are giants which will crush their pelvis.

Fall down the stairs the morning after a one night stand.
Guy: Well that's embarrassing but DM;HSS.

DM;HSS by BisquitChucker May 29, 2013