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Doesn't Matter; Had Sex

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Man 1: And then my girlfriend dumped me. Three hours later I found out all of my family died in a fire and my dog jumped from our third story window. Then I got hit by a bus and here I am, crippled for life....
Man 2: DM;HS
by Pop-Tart Naber January 30, 2011

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