DM;HS

Doesn't Matter; Had Sex

Used in place of TL;DR

Man 1: And then my girlfriend dumped me. Three hours later I found out all of my family died in a fire and my dog jumped from our third story window. Then I got hit by a bus and here I am, crippled for life....
Man 2: DM;HS

by Pop-Tart Naber January 31, 2011