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the detwiler 

after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.
dude, this hot chick totally pulled the detwiler on me last night.
the detwiler by still not funny February 2, 2010

Dylan Detwiler 

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.
Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

Detwiler 

Huge penis great at sex super funny
Detwiler gives the best sex
Detwiler by Eyebolt October 8, 2019

Logan Detwiler 

A man in possession of a majestic beard. He patrols the land with his faithful steed, Sleipnir, in search of good deeds to do and peace for his people. A keeper of the flame of eternal wisdom, he fights for the freedom of his bretherin.

None shall break his spirit!
"I hope Logan Detwiler comes soon so I may give him my body" - Every woman ever.

Detwiler 

Extremely small penis with large amounts of syphilis. Like to let women have sex with him. King shit stirrer. Loves to be pegged by Wesley’s
Detwiler has an acorn penis.
Detwiler by BrownFrown June 18, 2019

Dirty Dätwiler 

When you stick your pp into a nespressokapsel and at the same time shit out window sealing.
Last night I totally did a dirty Dätwiler
Dirty Dätwiler by Lexus2502 July 1, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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