DEmail

Drunken Email-an email sent by someone clearly intoxicated.
The following is an actual DEmail:

Subject: i lve you

i mss yoyyyyyy soooo mmuuuucccccccch andd i wwas wrrong
pelase reply to meeeeeee or call meee on my ceell

lovvvve ya

boby
by Gfrancetto December 28, 2007
mugGet the DEmailmug.

DEMAILING

The act of deleting one's emails.
I am demailing to reduce the size of my inbox.
by G123123 December 19, 2011
mugGet the DEMAILINGmug.