Cram 

A little mushy substance you put between your gums. Available in 3 distinct flavors: Raspberry, Berry, VERY Berry. Can be used in the making of weaponry: Must be laid in the sun for a fortnite to become harder than steel. The opposite of Cram is Mark. Cram costs 20 gold coins per bucket. A Cram sword costs 50 gold coins.

“I am selling ‘Cram’ for 20 gold coins.”
“Laid in the sun for a fortnite it can become harder than steel, ‘Cram’ sword.”

Cram by _cvyper August 8, 2019

Cram Sword

This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.

I went into battle with a cram sword.

Cram Sword by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish

Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca by bruno momento July 31, 2020

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Cram 

A little mushy substance you put in between your gums. It's not dip though, don't think it's dip. Comes in many different flavors. Raspberry Cram, berry Cram, and very berry Cram. Sold by the bucket. You will receive Cram upon payment of 20 Gold coins

If you lay Cram in the sun for a fortnite it will be harder than steel.

Cram by AWildOcelot September 7, 2019

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramel Cannon by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021