Cunt Scraper

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I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

Cunt Scraper by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

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cunt scraper

A male who has braces and bad at cunnilingus.

That boy is a real cunt scraper, I haven't been able to sit down for a week.

cunt scraper by balancedwords July 21, 2026

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cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

cunt scrape by tat grrrl June 1, 2007

cunt scrape

A word used as an exclaimation to express disgust, annoyance or discomfort. A reference to the unpleasentness that is a Pap smear.

1: Nick, it's your turn to get the drinks
2: Cunt scrape!

or

Your a fucking cunt scrape

cunt scrape by Bored Aussie January 23, 2006

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

Cuntscrape by Moonshine October 24, 2005

cuntscrape

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the result of a papsmear examination, that is, scrapings of a cunt.

You're such a cuntscrape, Brownie.

cuntscrape by C C April 4, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026