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Cullifer 

1. Accomplice of Wilson Budenheimer (Smashley's Drunken alias)
2. Drunken exclamation as someone walks up the stairs in stilettos and manages not to bust their chin open
3. Owner of the DD's car..bc she sure as hell ain't drivin to the party!
4. World's largest consumer of marlboro lights...but only when she drinks
5. The ROTC druggie, gotta <3 her!
6. Folz's stalkee
Ashley is drunk, so she stops half way up the stairs and yells, "CULLIFER!"

I did your boyfriend! I did your boyfriend! ::dances::

Hey Cullifer, I'm watching u from the Dan Allen parking deck...are you scared?!?
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A man with a big dick.
Hey, have you met Michael? He's a Culliford.
culliford by HonestlySeb April 3, 2017
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Calliferant 

An incredibly strong, sweet smell, pungent to the point of being stifling, that often encourages misplaced and frantic sensations of exuberance. The feelings caused by calliferant scents often result in mild to shocking behavioral changes, including (but not limited to) a person throwing open windows, whereupon which they will thrust their upper half out into the elements and began belting Disney tunes. This usually signals wildlife within a ten to thirteen mile radius, drawing all manner of woodland creatures to the panicked singer in droves. Most often, the sound of the music will be accompanied by smaller varieties of birds flitting about the head and face of the singer, though larger corvids have been reported. In March 1937 a condor was reported colliding with one unlucky individual. Near the final week of October, bats have been generally reported.
The scent of rotten wax was cloying, like sweettree gum painting the inside of his nostrils, thick and calliferant.
Calliferant by Arcadian Decay December 8, 2018

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026