Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.

The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.

cornlogs by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006

Related Words

Cornlocks • corncock • concocksion • Concockssion • Cornlords • Coondocks • cornjockey • cornsock • Crowlocks • corn clock

Coondocks

It comes from the words coon and boondocks.

1. An either extremely rural or ghetto area that is mostly populated by coons

2. A place where white people are not welcomed because of the rediculous amount of niggers

3. The projects and/or the hood. What people other than coons refer such as.

Man, there's nothing but liquir stores and pawn shops. We must be near the coondocks.

No way I'm going there. My lilly white ass ain't welcome, that's the fucking coondocks

Show some class. Only niggers refer to it as the hood, we supremicist call it the coondocks.

Coondocks by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 20, 2009

cornjockey

One who prefers the anus of a male to a female.

my brother Mark is one raging cornjockey.

cornjockey by Shatfinger July 6, 2008

Concocksion

The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.

Not to be confused with concockssion.

You fucked her in my car and she leaked concocksion all over my upholstery.

Concocksion by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010

Crowlocks

A white guy with dreadlocks a la Adam Duritz from Counting Crows.

Check out that burner's sweet crowlocks, I bet they smell great.

Crowlocks by John Johnsonmeat November 5, 2011

corncock

The penis of a gay man. Also known as "peanutcock".

Gee-willickers Bubba did you by any chance have corn for dinner last night?

corncock by Phill Mc Crack'n May 26, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026