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A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.
-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."
by fatchickstryharder February 22, 2011
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Slight brain injury inflicted during a heavy pounding to the vagina by an eager suitor.

Symptoms include:

Disorientation
Head ache
Asymmetry of the pupils
Nausea
Bruising of the vagina and pubis

Not to be confused with Concocksion
I smashed the granny out of her!! Gave her a fookin concockssion!
by Le Renard et Le Poulet November 13, 2010
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