Conroed

Verb: to be sold out to the lowest bidder regardless of quality.

The builders saved 5$ by buying cheap concrete for the bridge. As it collapsed and I plunged to my death I coulden't help but think I had been conroed.

Conroed by Two As December 15, 2009

Conroe

The Capital of hoes

“Where are you from”
“ I’m from Conroe”

Conroe by Rk2387 June 23, 2019

Conroyed

Censored. Named after Australian minister Stephen Conroy, advocate of the Australian Internet Filter.

I tried to post something about the government, but I was totally Conroyed.

Conroyed by NoCheek August 22, 2010

conored 

extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation

getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''

conored by lonely english boy March 7, 2011

Conored it 

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.

"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"

Conored it by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015

conroe

A town about a thirty minite drive north of Houston,Texas with a population that consists of mostly black and hispanic people. All the white people hang out together in the subdivitions along the highway and FM1314 while the rest hang in "Little Mexico" and downtown by the railroad tracks. It is also the county seat of Montgomery County and for some weird reason there is this arch conecting two buildings down town that reads "Birth place of the Texas flag" that I bet a million bucks isn't true.

"Is there anything to do in this town exept smoke weed and go to the roller rink?"
"Nope man, Conroe has nothing to offer."

conroe by linskaye December 30, 2005

conroe

I don't have much to add except to say that, being from Conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. Oh - and it's also called "Dirty Roe" - because for some reason, Conroists (those who practice living in Conroe) like to brag about being dirty. It's a weird town man. A real weird town. It also has a blackhole-esque pull to it - meaning that if you don't get out immediately after highschool - you never get out at all. Those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. And it kind of has it's own college.

Apparently I did have a lot to add.

Don't go there.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Conroe, Texas."
"Where's that?"
"Don't worry about it."

conroe by Caitlin Stevens February 2, 2007