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Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"
C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-
Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013

Contripulation

A combination of control and manipulation. Means "causing someone to believe something that is false, or convincing them that an event occurred when it did not"
Hypnosis experts use contripulation to convince their clients that they are being hypnotized.
Contripulation by DemonicBagel December 12, 2017

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confribulation 

Confribulation is the confusion you have after being shroom tattooed.
Mrs. Robertson was feeling an extreme confribulation after she was shroom tattooed by mike and syl.
Confribulation by PALMIKE September 13, 2006

confratulations 

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after
"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*
confratulations by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015