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curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Coprophobia 

The fear of feces (See-turds poops defecation refuse)
When one has Coprophobia, working at a dog park is not a good idea
Coprophobia by Irongrunty May 16, 2004

conaphobia 

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.
No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

Coalaphobia 

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal
“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017
Coalaphobia by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

Conaphobia 

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.
wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.
Conaphobia by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

codyphobia

“codyphobia” is the hatred and fear towards cody. you don’t need to know which cody. just trust me. you should be codyphobic.
person 1: “i hate cody”
person 2: “omg you’re codyphobic? so am i!”
person 3: “we’re all have codyphobia!”
codyphobia by bridget<3333 September 2, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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