Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Person 1: Oh my god, Ashley tried to suck Jayden’s cock last night at Tiffany’s party!
Person 2: She totally has a severe case of Cocksuckeritis.
Person 1: Right?