9 definitions by Unknown Birb

Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!

Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!

by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020

Hannah Day

Happy Hannahs/Hannas/Hanas Day!!!!!
We celebrate the grace and favour of all the Hannahs/Hannas/Hanas in the world! It’s on September 17, so get those party hats out because it’s time to shine!!! All Hannahs/Hannas/Hanas are amazing!! That’s a fact that nobody can deny.

WE LOVE YOU HANNAH/HANNA/HANA

Friends of Hanna: HAPPY HANNAH DAY!!!!

Hanna: Thanks so much! You guys are the best :)

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

Leila Day

calling all Laylas, Laylahs, Leilas, Lailas and all of the names that have the pronunciation of ‘Layla’. It’s a day to celebrate us! Our name means dark beauty, and this is the time to celebrate it!!! It’s on January 7, international Leila Day! All friends and family of us shall love their Laylas with their whole heart.

To all the Layla/Leila/Laila/Laylah etc. out there! you’re the best!!!!

Friend: “hey layla, it’s Leila Day! We all love you!”
Layla: “Aww, thank you guys so much!”

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

Willow Day

This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.

WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS

Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

rwauyishid

ROAD WORK AHEAD,
UH, YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Me: “rwauyishid”
Friend: “???”

by Unknown Birb June 15, 2020

Cocksuckeritis

When someone needs to urgently suck a cock due to their libido, annoyance etc.

Person 1: Oh my god, Ashley tried to suck Jayden’s cock last night at Tiffany’s party!
Person 2: She totally has a severe case of Cocksuckeritis.
Person 1: Right?

by Unknown Birb September 13, 2021

Tamara Day

WOOP! It’s Tamara Day! We celebrate all Tamaras/Tamoras/Temaras in the world. Tamara means “palm tree” which is symbolic for their beautiness. It’s on March 1 every year and it’s time to PARTAYYYYYYYYY BABY! All Tamaras/Tamoras/Temaras are beautiful no matter what!

WE LOVE YOU TAMARA

Friend: Guess what day it is today?
Tamara: Umm, idk
All Friends of Tamara: IT’S TAMARA DAY! WE LOVE YOU!!!
Tamara: You guys are the best! I love you too!!!!

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020