Cockatitis
Cockatitis by JoeKnee October 17, 2012
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Cockatation
Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock
Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!
Cockatation by YankeeD June 30, 2017
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Cockritis
An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
Cockytitts
It is what a girl calls her boobs after she has implants or cosmetic surgery for enhancement. It also carries through in her attitude.
Cockytitts by Mattsbleu November 21, 2010
Cockitis
n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010
Cocktits
A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Cocktits by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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SkyPesos
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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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