Cockateer 

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill

'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'

Cockateer by Sophie O July 11, 2006

cockatiel 

An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.

cockatiel by celloparrot April 28, 2005

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cockatiel by FemurBreakerBruhGotThatKrispyK October 11, 2020

Cockatier 

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

Cockatiel 

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

Cockatiel by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockterbeam 

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.

Wow I just cockterbeamed John

cockterbeam by Debarb69 May 21, 2016