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Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009
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Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.
You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.
by fronc08 January 23, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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