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Clock Man 

A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.
Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
Clock Man by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012
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Funny Clock Man 

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys
Funny Clock Man by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023

[The 3 o'clock man]

A very paranoid man that leaves his friends house very late and tells his mother everything. His name is referred as an "Erik".
Friends talking about weed, alcohol, and the friends mom hearing everything meant that The 3 o'clock man needed to get the fuck out of the house because he was paranoid as fuck.

man o'clock

The moment in which a male decides to man-up and do something unappealing, scary, challenging or loathed, possibly an event continuously postponed, for a greater good.
Matt: Mark, you have to let that girl know how you feel.

Mark: I know man but what if she rejects me? She's super hot.

Matt: Do you know what time it is?

Mark: Uh 12:30 man?

Matt: No Mark, it's man o'clock. Go get her tiger.
man o'clock by handsomel0rd May 27, 2014

Cock-man-chu 

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu
"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"
Cock-man-chu by ScoobaSt3v3 May 4, 2022

Tren Cock Man 

A benevolent fictional character with superhuman powers obtained by huge amounts of Trenbolone in his system and cock.
It's a Bird, Its a Plane, it's Tren Cock Man !!!
Tren Cock Man by Melly G February 24, 2023

cock man 

i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself
ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol
cock man by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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