Clamvoyant

Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.

Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.

by Jack19728 April 01, 2013

Clamvoyant

When a person knows they are going to have oral sex with a women, way ahead of time.

I'm going out tonight with this new woman, and I know the date will go well because I'm clamvoyant

by Jersey Mike August 24, 2025