Definitions by marlasinger

Self esteem 

What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.

The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.

Self esteem by marlasinger February 2, 2007

Eulogy Falls 

A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Guy 1:Have you ever done a eulogy falls?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, it took me 3 weeks.

Eulogy Falls by marlasinger February 2, 2007

blur-itis 

Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.

All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.

blur-itis by marlasinger February 2, 2007

downset

The opposite of "upset". Has a positive connatation despite the prefix "down-". Which raises the question of why "upset" has a negative connotation if it begins with the prefix "up".

I was so downset the other day because my team won the superbowl.

downset by marlasinger February 1, 2007

tundy plumdies

What my cousin used to call breasts.

I saw some Tundy Plumdies in the Sears catalog today.

tundy plumdies by marlasinger February 1, 2007

Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.

Color Clairvoyant by marlasinger February 1, 2007

sparrow 

1. The state of being freaky, odd, weird, moronic, strange, but ultimately laughably cool.

2. Having the characteristics of Captain Jack Sparrow.

I cut myself shaving a monkey. How totally sparrow is that?

sparrow by marlasinger February 1, 2007